And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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