i may or may not be watching the land before time
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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