There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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