..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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