buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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