I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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