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(540): View more from Virginia

It was kinda weird being the boss

(1-540): View more from Virginia

Did you feel like Tony Danza?

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(949): View more from California

i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.

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(319): View more from Iowa

We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.

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