im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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