At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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