Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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