ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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