i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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