Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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