id be glad to
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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