the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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