I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This is the high leading the old right now
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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