i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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