well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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