i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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