OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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