what if I'm pregnant?
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my vag is so smooth its legendary
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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