It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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