I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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