I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
