I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
is wine microwaveable?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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