it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Randomize
