I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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