508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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