Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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