It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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