Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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