i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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