Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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