I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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