I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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