i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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