shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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