a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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