there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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