So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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