yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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