We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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