It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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