i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Barsexuality is the new black.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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