so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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