I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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