Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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