you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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