Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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