is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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